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The Hosted Agent

An operator in your pocket.

Send a voice note. It gets done. Your agent lives in Telegram (the free app, two minutes to install) and arrives pre-wired with what a small business actually needs — we already did the figuring-out. It knows your business the first time it speaks to you: it drafts your emails, watches your calendar, researches your competitors, builds your flyers and posts, then voices back when it's finished. No dashboard. No new software to learn. Nothing to install on a computer, because it never needs one. Neither do you.

$49/month
+ $99 one-time setup · cancel anytime
Commission yours →
What it does

Hired Monday. Useful Monday.

Every competitor ships a blank bot you have to teach. Yours arrives pre-wired and already briefed: email, calendar, research, content and memory, set up for how a small business actually runs.

01

Voice-to-execution

The signature. Speak from the truck, the job site, the school pickup line. It transcribes, does the work, and reports back in a voice note of its own.
02

Knows your business, day one

Setup includes a real research pass on your business: we go through your website, your socials, your market, and pull out your services, pricing and hours, organized into your agent's memory before it ever speaks to you. Not just links on file. Actual homework.
03

Your email & calendar

One tap on your phone connects your own Google account. It sends the follow-up, books the slot, tells you what your week looks like.
04

Research & content, built in

Web research, competitor checks, quotes drafted, flyers and social posts designed. All included, no extra subscriptions underneath.
05

You shape it by talking

Wrong price? New service? Different tone? Tell it once and it's saved for good. No settings screens, no training courses. Its memory is yours to mold, correction by correction, until it runs your back office the way you would. Never used AI before? This is the one built for you.
06

Its own virtual computer

Your agent runs on its own virtual computer in the cloud: a private, sealed workspace built only for you, powered by OpenClaw. Its memory of your business lives there, encrypted, shared with no other client and no other agent. Nothing runs on your devices, and nothing of yours is used to train anything.
How it starts

Three steps. 24 hours.

Commission it

$49/month plus a one-time $99 setup. One bill, all-inclusive: the intelligence, the hosting, the voice. You will never be asked for an API key, a top-up, or a second subscription.

Tell us about your business

A five-minute questionnaire right after checkout: what you do, what you charge, how you like to sound. That's the whole setup. We handle everything else.

Say hello to your operator

Within 24 hours, your agent's link arrives in your email: download Telegram, tap the link, press Start, say hello. It answers already knowing your business.

The commission
$49/month
+ $99 one-time setup
Commission your agent →
Month to month. Cancel anytime. Your agent's link arrives within 24 hours of your questionnaire.
Questions

The honest answers.

What's Telegram?

A free messaging app, like WhatsApp. Two minutes to download, and it's the only thing you'll ever need. Your agent lives there as a private contact only you can message.

Do I need to set anything up?

No. You fill out the questionnaire, we build and host everything. Connecting your email and calendar is a single link we send you: tap, sign in to Google, allow. Done from your phone.

What if I don't use Gmail?

Tell us your provider in the questionnaire. Google connects with one tap; Yahoo, Outlook and others are wired by us during your setup window, before your agent goes live.

Is my business data safe?

Your agent has its own virtual computer: a sealed, private workspace in the cloud. Its memory belongs to you alone, encrypted, isolated from every other client, and never used to train anything.

Is this a chatbot for my customers?

No — it's yours. A private operator for the owner. It works for you, knows your business, and answers to nobody else.

What if it gets something wrong?

Tell it. "Actually, driveway cleaning starts at $150." Corrected, saved, and remembered from then on. Everything in its memory can be changed just by asking. That's the whole interface.

What if I want it to do more?

It grows with you. Extra connections and bigger capabilities are added case by case. Ask your agent, it will tell us.

Can I cancel?

Anytime. Month to month, no contract.